Ever wonder if someone is watching you through that crack in the wall or drop ceiling in that already creepy public restroom? Well, this here is the first of a series of illustrations I’ll be posting with faces my family and I have found in local public restrooms.

Dyson Weaver

This here is from one of them fancy Dyson hand driers. Ya know, the ones that very loudly air squeegee the water off your hands.

maybe you're being watched in that creepy public restroom
Dyson Weaver is watching you in the bathroom

Castile DeSpenser

This one was made from one of them foam dispensers at McDonald’s (I think). I flipped it upside down to make Mr. DeSpenser. If you look closely, you’ll see push on his chin.

maybe you're being watched in that creepy public restroom
Castile DeSpenser - By Richard Smotherman, Prime Minister of Graphic Design